D day is a term referred to in online support groups for those experiencing infidelity or partner betrayal. It's the day a person finds out that their partner has violated their relationship agreement, usually by finding evidence of an affair.
by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024
Get the D day mug.Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
Get the National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day mug.On November 16th, the being called a troglodyte is celebrated.
Those of 20 years of age (or older) will refer to themself and others as merely being a troglodyte.
You are free to quote anyone who participates in this festivity.
Those of 20 years of age (or older) will refer to themself and others as merely being a troglodyte.
You are free to quote anyone who participates in this festivity.
Friend 1: "hey mate how's it going?"
Friend 2: "i'm merely a troglodyte..."
Friend 1: "shoot, I forgot today's the day of the troglodyte!"
Friend 2: "i'm merely a troglodyte..."
Friend 1: "shoot, I forgot today's the day of the troglodyte!"
by yippee783 November 17, 2024
Get the Day of the Troglodyte mug.Marcus: Happy National Creampie Day
Tiffany: what do you mean
Marcus: it means I get to fold you like a pretzel all day today.
Tiffany: what do you mean
Marcus: it means I get to fold you like a pretzel all day today.
by Marcus502 November 18, 2024
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Get the National Creampie Day mug.From the name itself, this day is to appreciate your Freakster and thank them for the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ times. For context, a Freakster is the one and only person who can match YOUR freak. Every freak is unique; we can't just come across our destined freakster easily. So, we must appreciate those on the same wavelength as us <3. AYF is on December 1st, the day after NNN (No Nut November), so people far and wide can get their ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด on with their freakster.
You: Happy Appreciate your Freakster Day, Freakster!!
Freakster: OMG!!! Happy AYF day too, Freakyyy!!! Should we get our ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด on?
You: Duh!!!
Freakster: OMG!!! Happy AYF day too, Freakyyy!!! Should we get our ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด on?
You: Duh!!!
by jillypuffwpheebs November 19, 2024
Get the Appreciate your Freakster Day mug.November 19th is International Fuck The Police Day. A decade-spanning American tradition, celebrants gather on this day each year to break the law together. Originally celebrated simply by smoking lots of weed in a large group, now in the post-prohibition era International Fuck The Police Day is celebrated in myriad ways, including consuming drugs, shooting guns, and setting off fireworks.
by TheCianinator November 19, 2024
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