grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.

Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.

by Toilet erection May 28, 2017

dick can dike

Nicotine addiction

I’m facing a real dick can dike

by Johnjoejimlad June 1, 2021

Dick-Rubbed

When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear

Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday

by 60sgirl May 18, 2018

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

National dick grab day

National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!

Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.

by Ustania April 11, 2019

Put your dick in it

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.

“Damn this ziti slaps! You put your dick in it”

Sturdy McGreengo

by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021

Snake Dick

A soft penis that is the average size of a snake

Dayum bro U got Snake Dick

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024