dirty krish

A man who pretends to be abducted by an alien and probes himself.

Krish is an alien enthusiast and he did a dirty krish last night in front of me.

by kingkrish January 21, 2025

dirty ben

the action of performing anal sex with your girlfriends mother and proceeding to open a tin of baked beans and pouring them down her vagina like an erupting volcano, and then after you pour the sizzling hot baked beans you open a can of coke zero and pour it on your penis and pretending your spunking out ancient water from mount tunisia all over her already soaked in baked beans lava face

yeah bro last night i gave a dirty ben to james mums friends (there were 14 of them)

by kile butler January 21, 2025

dirty south rub n tug

Standing counter posed invert grippping partners package while wiggling a wondering thumb.

I should of known when I asked my adventurous partner for a handjob I'd get a dirty south rub n tug.

by K88land January 22, 2025

Dirty Michaud

When you break up with your ex girlfriend with a dick (man with long hair) four times and then proceed to ask her to make you fail NNN. Then she (he) puts their dick in your ass and snorts pre workout off their man arms and then starts to jump around like a starving baboon.

I was talking to my friend last night and he was talking about his relationship, that retard pulled a Dirty Michaud

by Ilikegirldick January 23, 2025

Dirty Michaud

When you break up with your ex girlfriend with a dick (man with long hair) four times and then proceed to ask her to make you fail NNN. Then she (he) puts their dick in your ass and snorts pre workout off their man arms and then starts to jump around like a starving baboon.

I was talking to my friend last night and he was talking about his relationship, that retard pulled a Dirty Michaud

by Ilikegirldick January 23, 2025

Dirty LeBron

When you grab your dick and balls, scream "LEBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON JAAAAMMMMMMESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" and slam dunks them into your ass

yeah we had fun last night. I gave her a Dirty LeBron

by DIRTYLEBRONLOVERILUVMATTHEW January 23, 2025

Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis

A powerful, long-lasting, strong smell, often considered one of the most natural, synthetic-free scents ever made, that is often the smell of random used PPE

Illia: “Yo David, this PPE smells like Dirty Penis.”

David: “Damn, that shit is strong, man…

Almost burnt my nostrils.”

Marek: “That is the smell of Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis. I won’t wash for a week, and I can give you the special scent for free.”

by xxracth54xx January 24, 2025