by Penishandel September 13, 2021
When your testicle falls off due to being blue-balled, so you pick it up, fry it sunny side up, and stick use it as a butt plug to seal you're asshole for an upcoming hardcore anal session with a guy with massive ears, more often than not called Ethan.
by SNOTATOR January 15, 2025
A gay cowboy that loves to get railed in the ass by a transvestite named Natasha Winchester while her bitch bf Jason watches them while jerking his dick and crys loudly!
by KadeePerk November 10, 2022
I hear so and so is actually a Dirty Ondine, she likes to rub taints in her kitchen when she cooks breakfast.
by Ondine the Disco August 23, 2024
a word that’s commonly used when a green ogre sneaks through the window into your bedroom to fuck ya asshole, cum into it and then dip it’s HUGE green willy into your tight ass, leaving their dick just as dirty as their swamp;);)
alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018
The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.
by Peter Picklepecker February 02, 2013