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limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.
"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
by Lengend47 January 6, 2021
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dick consumer

someone who consumes 11 inch big black cocks on a daily basis
look at sally, she is such a dick consumer, i saw her abosulute eating jamals bbc.
by endangereddingus May 23, 2024
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HELD OVER AS A DICK

You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.
No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 11, 2021
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Dicked Out

To dickride or overly exaggerate gratitude towards someone.
“He dicked out, kept bringing dude up and how much money & hoes he got.”
by 225 Encyclopedia April 20, 2022
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Grinch dick

Overly ripe bananas. A week or two before being edible
Wow, why did you buy grinch dicks? We can’t eat those
by Khailaty December 4, 2018
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dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe
Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024
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Monkey dick punch

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023
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