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Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension
by Shroompuff March 26, 2020
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ass

Last night you acted like such an ASS

(at least I really hope this is what it stands for lol)
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Ass Burgers

A disease that makes burgers grow on you ass.
I'm sorry, you're son has Ass Burgers.
by human human February 20, 2021
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bitch-ass

Type of guy that likes it up the dumper.
Look at that bitch-ass flaunting his shit.
by Randy goat fucker July 25, 2025
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Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.
“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”
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Fat ass honky

That fat ass honky is going to eat the whole buffet.
by Cracker ass mfer November 16, 2019
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