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A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)
A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)
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