Dick Punt

Essentially if you dont want a long term relationship with a girl so you give her the worst dick ever. As a result she doesnt text you back and you can go about your lives.

I gave this girl the dick, but I dick punted and moved on, and so did she.

by Sal1212 October 28, 2019

Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”

by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020

Dick boofin

When one takes a dick in the anus

Gary and Stan went to go dick boofin

by Asieface October 8, 2020

slum dick

Your dick after plowing a slumdog.

Carter, be careful on your trip to India! Don't catch that slum dick!

by geezy-t April 25, 2016

National grab his dick

On may 16 grab his dick

National grab his dick

by Master Jew May 15, 2022

machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick

Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick

by drnotpepper October 24, 2023