Godzilla Dick

Using the forced perspective of Japanese
monster movie of old, Godzilla. Having

forced perspective applied to scale models
of buildings, and an actor in a lizard suit
knock them over. Making the sub-standard
man seem larger when compared with

the petite actress.

Sidney: My manager has Godzilla Dick, but the health insurance isn’t anything to shame a stick for.

Mae: girl same, I love being a part of the Lion’s Club

by Mikey_Ruben May 11, 2025

Quinn dick

To have a small or petite penis but still sport average testicles

When he took his panties off his Quinn dick was barely noticeable in the large barely trimmed bush

by anonymous December 8, 2022

Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.

My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.

by Mikey1985 April 23, 2018

Dick

Dick a male's gender organ or a slur which defines how someone was acting, usualy in a negative way

billy was acting like a dick yesterday

by aplikatora1231 November 17, 2022

No Dick December

When girls,have to go a month without sex

Derek:hey I heard Emma failed No Dick December

by Hnutbigpp November 1, 2020

Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015

Dick Hogger

a guy who wont allow the world to enjoy his dick like he knows they all want him to

Guy 1: Dude that girl totally wanted your dick!
Guy 2: I know, whatever.
Guy 3 (off in the distance and under his breath): What a dick hogger...

by Oliver Woodstock October 16, 2011