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Ear fucked

When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.
“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”
by geekqueen June 2, 2024
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N0TS0 FUCKING 0ZN0 $

A phrase when repeated bypasses the concepts of "yes or no" bipolar disorganized word clump structures in your brain.

A form of time travel and thought bending and §hapeshifting.
I don't want to think yes but already have and i want the previous thought to change past tense instead of replacing it.

"Yes~ N0TS0 FUCKING 0ZN0 $"

Ie: i wanted to rethink in~ the thought black~ yet~ instead of yes or no.
by Maddy Barker July 24, 2023
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fucking idiots

by weirdoso August 25, 2018
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Fuck

Fuck is one of many words you can use in a different context, but still being relevant and making sense to the context the person is saying it in
Person 1: Fuck jeez oh my God
Person 2: What the Fuck happened my guy?
Person 1: Every Fucking time I see the colour pink, it Fucks with my eye due to me being colour blind
Person 2: Well too Fucking bad
by Prankster76 August 5, 2020
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Fuck-upitude

The amount in which you fuck up in life. Edison said "I know 1,000 ways NOT to make a lightbulb"
Man my Fuck-upitude is almost on Edison levels at this point.
by RateingAwesome September 9, 2022
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Heavy as fuck

A large two wheel death machine commonly referred to as a sled, that moves along earth based substances.
Capable of ejecting its pilot at slow to ‘oh fuck’ speeds.

Carrying more household shit than is usually needed.
A large fuel carrying ability with a small sedan sized motor thumping away between the legs of its pilot.
When dropped or a sticky situation does arise, the pilot is usually heard bleating out ‘fucking thing is heavy as fuck’!
‘The fuck dude that thang looks as heavy as fuck
by anonymous March 14, 2021
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Gay as fuck day

Be as gay as you want to be on this day, and no one can say anything. You can suck your bro's dick and its normal.

Your welcome boys
"Hey its GAY as FUCK day. Bendover bro"
by dawasd November 15, 2019
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