Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.

Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension

by Shroompuff March 26, 2020

Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.

“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”

by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025

Grab ass month

The month of march you can grab anyones ass aslong its ur friend its not gay

People are so exited for grab ass month

by BBB 1 March 5, 2020

Bitch Ass Nerd

basically my friend Trey who drives a lifted dodge ram

"Trey you're such a bitch ass nerd with that gay dodge

by Ranch Enjoyer January 6, 2024

Andrew Tate your ass

Forcefully pimping someone out, with or without their consent & keeping the whole cut of their earnings, leaving them with nothing.

I’ll Andrew Tate your ass.

by Majesty Flair October 12, 2023

ass

A Sensual Savant

Last night you acted like such an ASS

(at least I really hope this is what it stands for lol)

by lifeunlimited May 12, 2016