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Awful Waffle

The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.
One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!
by RayRoomp June 23, 2025
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Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.
Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg
by NellyJ April 17, 2023
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BIG DADDY FROM WAFFLE HOUSE

Big Daddy is a HUGE celebrity from Waffle House. He isn’t just my daddy, He is YOUR daddy, and Waffle Houses DADDY. Big daddy is the ICON of Waffle House and probably should be their mascot. Big Daddy should get the N-word pass imo.
by Me Nate Higgers March 4, 2024
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jizz waffle

is a person born in 07/31/08 named parker
by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023
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waffle orgy

A sexual performance, Involving 3 or more living things. The male or masculine figure jams his holy white liquid into all and every hole on the female body. These holes include but are not limited to ( vagina, ass, ears , nose, mouth, and eye sockets.
Hey daddy, lets have a waffle orgy with the reindeer and our daughter
by DonaldFuckHillary December 11, 2017
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Waffling

To continuously use the word waffle in ever day vocabulary.
Did u read that explosm comic that i sent xD AAAAAAHA.. cracked me right the waffle up.. omfg i cant stop waffling!!!
by Ky Renee December 23, 2008
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waffle rider

An attractive female full of charm and wit, but who has a mildly retarded egomaniac for a brother.
That Mandi is such a waffle rider. I would hook up with her if it weren't for her brother.
by MizRacy March 20, 2010
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