The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.
One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!
by RayRoomp June 23, 2025

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.
by NellyJ April 17, 2023

Big Daddy is a HUGE celebrity from Waffle House. He isn’t just my daddy, He is YOUR daddy, and Waffle Houses DADDY. Big daddy is the ICON of Waffle House and probably should be their mascot. Big Daddy should get the N-word pass imo.
Big daddy from waffle house
by Me Nate Higgers March 4, 2024

by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023

A sexual performance, Involving 3 or more living things. The male or masculine figure jams his holy white liquid into all and every hole on the female body. These holes include but are not limited to ( vagina, ass, ears , nose, mouth, and eye sockets.
by DonaldFuckHillary December 11, 2017

Did u read that explosm comic that i sent xD AAAAAAHA.. cracked me right the waffle up.. omfg i cant stop waffling!!!
by Ky Renee December 23, 2008

by MizRacy March 20, 2010
