Virgin eclipse

An obscuring of the light due to one larger virgin, obstructing the passage of light shone by a smaller virgin and the original source of virgin illumination

Far out, Adham just walked in front of Bonar.

"That's a virgin eclipse"

by Stooker October 13, 2017

Virgin

Me

I’m a virgin we’re pretty rare

by To hxt to haxndle April 16, 2022

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover July 8, 2016

legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.

There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

West Virginity

You keep your status as a virgin until you have sex with someone who isn't a family member.

"Did you hear about Caleb? Last night, he bagged that drunk college ho and finally lost his West Virginity."

by Sleezypoof January 11, 2023

Pandemic Virgin

One who went thru all of Covid-19 with out sex

I started covid single so I was forced to become a Pandemic Virgin

by Defecter May 11, 2021

virgin

A basement dweller with no future who sits on their greasy disgusting ass that hasn't been showered in fucking months, stuffs their face with Cheetos, and plays Fortnite all god damn day.

Person 1: Did you hear about Bob? He's been skipping school to play video games.
Person 2: What a fucking virgin. Disgusted.

by HateVirgins123 December 3, 2018