Wild Uncle

A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.

Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...

by The Cap N' April 9, 2021

Uncle Gertrude

Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile

Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!

by Pedro bumford April 8, 2019

uncle russ

Most valuable uncle of Forest Lake, MN. He drives a white 2003 H2 Hummer. He looks like Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty.

Uncle Russ got a hummer in a hummer.

by bigfoot889 June 3, 2017

great-great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My great-great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Uncle Fucker Incident

It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend told me the story where he was in the Uncle Fucker Incident

by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023

Goofy Aww Uncle

Quandale DIngle's Uncle. Very Goofy I will say.

"My Goofy aww Uncle tried to hit me with a cast iron pot."

by GoofyAwwCat October 18, 2022

Gran-Uncle

that country nigga that has a nephew thats older than him that have produce offspring, related to old man baby

i pulled up to my great-grandma house to find my Gran-uncle bumping some Theodis Ealey - Stand Up In It, this country ass nigga

by OG (original gran-uncle)850 July 14, 2022