A masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. Usually resulting with either all four inserted in the anus. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.
Rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"
by Kinga da Kleet February 28, 2010
Get the Two Fingered Turtlemug. by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021
Get the the two-legged manmug. by grapist1 March 12, 2019
Get the Tuscaloosa one twomug. There's no such word as Tuze (previously listed elsewhere on this site). The correct word for 2 people sharing 1 cigarette, is two's!
by Tinkabelxx August 2, 2011
Get the Twos (as in 2's)mug. 
A fancy little phrase for "a dick and two balls". It's even more fun if you sing it to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.
by Mari Malice October 16, 2007
Get the Sweatsock and two meatballsmug. by Jeremy Hammond February 1, 2003
Get the two man advantagemug.