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Two Fingered Turtle

A masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. Usually resulting with either all four inserted in the anus. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.
Rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"
by Kinga da Kleet February 28, 2010
mugGet the Two Fingered Turtlemug.

the two-legged man

A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!
Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!
by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021
mugGet the the two-legged manmug.

Twos (as in 2's)

There's no such word as Tuze (previously listed elsewhere on this site). The correct word for 2 people sharing 1 cigarette, is two's!
We only have one cigarette so let's twos (as in 2's) it.

Give us two's on your fag!
by Tinkabelxx August 2, 2011
mugGet the Twos (as in 2's)mug.

take two baths

by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017
mugGet the take two bathsmug.

Sweatsock and two meatballs

A fancy little phrase for "a dick and two balls". It's even more fun if you sing it to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.
"I saw that sweatsock and two meatballs last night. It wasn't very big!"
by Mari Malice October 16, 2007
mugGet the Sweatsock and two meatballsmug.

two man advantage

Matt Emerich like two man way too much
by Jeremy Hammond February 1, 2003
mugGet the two man advantagemug.

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