My two bits

My two cents, adapted for programer humor.

Person:"I think java is slow"
Pajit:"Java is a very powerfull tool"* indian accent*
Person:"I don't know man, this are just my two bits on the issue"

by Phrgfdiefhshdjks June 5, 2018

Two nails on a board

This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.

John: OMG! Did you just see that chick? She's basically two nails on a board!

Craig: Kinda like your girlfriend?

by xXshadowXx March 11, 2009

the two-legged man

A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!

Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

two man advantage

Long Island Hockey Punk

Matt Emerich like two man way too much

by Jeremy Hammond February 1, 2003

Two Box Lunch

Sexual position where two female partners are performing oral sex on each other at the same time.

I walked in on my girlfriend and her roommate having a two box lunch.

by Paranoid99 March 31, 2009

Velvet Two Stripes

1. A Term To Describe A Pair Of Cheap Two Stripe Trackies, Usually Lonsdale.

2. A Term Famous Around Clackmannanshire Scotland, The Craze Stared By Two Twins After Their Friend Posted A Picture Of Himself Wearing Two Stripes, The Term Then Began To Be Used As An Insult.

Look At That Gimp and His Velvet Two Stripes.

by Fagface November 11, 2008

Sweatsock and two meatballs

A fancy little phrase for "a dick and two balls". It's even more fun if you sing it to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.

"I saw that sweatsock and two meatballs last night. It wasn't very big!"

by Mari Malice October 16, 2007