TWATs

T: Thots
W: with
A: AIDS
T: Style points

A group of absolute bitches

TWATs: OMG! TikTok is so gud!!
Me: Oh Shit, I better run. It’s a TWAT

by BigBoyBurren March 29, 2021

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Twat

1. Used in America to insult somebody referring to how stupid they are. usually used for men.

2. Used in the UK to insult somebody who does something stupid.

3. Used in the UK to reference female genitalia in a harsh manner

Pronounced:
UK - tw-ah-t
US - tw-o-t

1. You twat!

2. did you see Kevin? Man that boy's a right twat

3. See that girl? I bet her twat is minging

by Yujo88 May 11, 2015

millennial twat

Real time neck up dead lacking street skills other than its Uber app.

Twat 1 says "holy bat shit is totally lost in translation cuz Uber broke down with no celly life "

Twat 2 says "Ur such a ginormous Millennial Twat"

by Never Sell Out ! 88 November 21, 2017

neighboorhood gay twat

a white dude thats in me and my friend's neighboorhood that waddles and looks like a stick or something got stabbed in his a**😂😂💀💀

LOOKA THAT NEIGHBOORHOOD GAY TWAT 😂😂

by inside joke from me and julia April 23, 2018

Wrong-campus twatted

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.

b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location

"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."

"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"

by Kirjavah September 25, 2013

Twat Squad

A group of girls (more than 2) so close, they can be seen as having a platonic romance; female equivalent of bromance; group equivalent of hoemance.

"Uch, look at Ally, Alisa, and Ashly. They are so gay for each other"

"I know. What a twat squad"

"Fucking right"

by Shallowve August 15, 2015