Twat Waffle

Someone who's being a ditsy bitch

You won't believe what that twat waffle did !

by xSunn April 30, 2016

Twat-in-a-box

Obnoxious van driver, that believes he should be the only one allowed on the road.

"Look at that twat-in-a-box changing lanes without even indicating."

by Uldrich_VonDinklebutt October 12, 2016

quavving a twat

Going to McDonald's for a salad

Person: What did you do today?
You: I was quavving a twat
Person: Bitch, why would you get a salad at McDonald's?

by Yaaaaasbitch1.0 September 18, 2016

twat mist

An evaporation of pussy juices.

I walked into a strip club and there was nothing but a fog bank of twat mist in the air.

by Ashb525 September 6, 2016

twat stand

When you stand like a twat.

Look at Manny he's a twat stand

by jesus1337 September 3, 2016

twat trot

When a slut has sex with a different person In different locations, every couple hours. They wake up and have sex with one guy, a couple hours later another person in a different location, then a different guy at a different time and so on. Trotting their twat around town.

Dang Tina is on a twat trot today!

by DixinDown August 21, 2016

teal twat

The female equivalent to blue balls.

Things got hot and heavy last night, and then they just left; gave me a serious case of teal twat.

by JHammyton2011 July 15, 2016