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Turtle Racing

Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.
Man those fuckers where turtle racing on the way here, I wanted to kill myself
by muahahaha6942069 December 3, 2024
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Land turtle

Madelyn is a land turtle not a fish
Omg look at Madelyn she is a land turtle.
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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Turtle

The best pet you can have. Fuck dogs, fuck cats, fuck birds. They are the best. They are small and cute and they live 150 FUCKING YEARS so you dont need to worry about "He died because he was old". I have one called Miss Pauling and she's the best pet I had.
Girl:Do you have a pet?
Boy:Yes
Girl:Wich one?
Boy:A turtle
Girl:I want to suck your penis
by You care about this? May 26, 2018
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Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
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scram turtle

a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.

scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.

awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
Jordynn stop being a creep, you scram turtle
by j holee September 6, 2009
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Turtle

She does not like men with turtles.
by Jsmooveissaucy September 13, 2016
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turtle poker

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair
Mom help I got a turtle poker
by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023
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