Schwang Tang Bang

The ancient art of the aggressive destruction of a vagina by a penis leading to its collapse. Through rigorous training one may perfect it and evolve into the "final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang" - this can lead to the collapse of all vaginas across the universe.

Guy 1: Yo bro how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: I gave her the schwang tang bang last night
Guy 1: shit that must have been tough for her
Guy 2: Nah she's lucky I didn't unleash the final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang.

by Schwang Tang Bang Lord May 11, 2016

best bang for the buck

Refers to either:
(1) The choicest doe in the herd for the antlered stud to have a good ol' bouncy-bouncy session with, or
(2) The ratio of cost vs. overall sexual pleasure/enjoyment offered by each of the "available" or "willing" ladies in a dude's general locale, i.e., which gal offers the greatest overall "satisfaction package" (beauty, brains, boobs, etc.) for the least amount of monetary investment.

Generally speaking, the more gorgeous or "hot" a lady is, the more expensive she will be to date intimately. However, if you don't mind a gal with relatively minor aesthetic/personality drawbacks such as lots of freckles, some extra padding, slight overbite, or loud/airheaded/childish behavior, or if you're tolerant of mild-to-moderate physical/mental/emotional issues like thick glasses, a cane, an awkward stride, confusion/distress over simple matters, oddball interests, irrational phobias, etc., there may likely be one or more quite-attractive gals in your area who are currently "unattached" because most guys tend to pass them over for someone more outwardly desirable, but who would actually provide the best bang for the buck because they are both delightful to be around and don't expect to be financially pampered all that much.

by QuacksO February 21, 2018

smack bottom bang

Smacking the bottom while plowing

Something so sweet you can't help but smack it while you hit it, smack bottom bang

by [e-mail] April 10, 2015

bang-n-go

A motel on the side of the road that has hourly rates. Where one would have sex (bang) and leave (go). Hence the saying bang-n-go.

Wow that bang-n-go looks really nice.

Honey I can't wait we need to find a bang-n-go.

by Seymorebutts senior February 4, 2014

wu-tang and bang

swallowing the roach of a joint instead of clipping it or putting it in a bowl then preceding to hit the blunt again after you shit it out

Jimmy wu-tang and banged a blunt a few days ago, that shit was nasty.

by jar-jar-binks December 14, 2018

Cilit Clit Bang

The sexual act of using a cylindrical, large plastic bottle in place of a Dildo or Vibrator. If the bottles capacity is more than 1 litre then this is refered to as a Big Cilit Bang bang. Cilit clit bang is however the general term for this sexual act

'Wait untill you hear the crazy stuff I did last night'

'What happened?'

'Finally Ella let me cilit clit bang her. It was terrific.'

by Mixu P April 5, 2008

Albanian Gang Bang

When mad Albanian's run a train on a single girl.

"You Bro, did you hear Tony is bringing that slut over tonight"

"Word we going to have a good ol fashion Albanian Gang Bang!"

by Mr.GPumpkin January 5, 2012