Wood bitch

Typically a blonde you meet while collecting fire wood give you the stink eye because she is jealous

So I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and in comes wood bitch and her sisters giving me the stink eye

by Trueforce April 18, 2022

Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018

Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia

"I was Slapping the Wood last night."

by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023

Josh wood

The act of getting ur green cock out and making the girl in the versinaty cry

Corin was dropping loads game until he josh wooded her and she got her dad to pick her up

by Localmilf9 August 11, 2022

Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt

Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.

Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.

by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024