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jimmy two shakes

One who is subject to random characteristical changes which can be witnessed and catagorised into the basis which determine obsessive compulsive disorder OCD. The form of which is visibly evident via the expulsion of the trade mark 'two shakes' element in ones behavioural routine.
Jimmy awoke on an average summers morning and made his way to Macdonalds to purchase a regular double sausage and egg mcmuffin. Upon ordering, the employee had given Jimmy the incorrect change. To which Jimmy's initial response was simply 'two shakes' of his upper right shoulder and a brief outburst of 'you ff-ff-ff-ffuukk, eat my arse' and made his way home.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.
by Nigel Walter Elstone April 13, 2008
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Two nails on a board

This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.
John: OMG! Did you just see that chick? She's basically two nails on a board!

Craig: Kinda like your girlfriend?
by xXshadowXx March 11, 2009
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Two Box Lunch

Sexual position where two female partners are performing oral sex on each other at the same time.
I walked in on my girlfriend and her roommate having a two box lunch.
by Paranoid99 March 31, 2009
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take two baths

by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017
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My two bits

My two cents, adapted for programer humor.
Person:"I think java is slow"
Pajit:"Java is a very powerfull tool"* indian accent*
Person:"I don't know man, this are just my two bits on the issue"
by Phrgfdiefhshdjks June 5, 2018
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Tommy two tone

Probably a mexican decent cholo that lives on a pedstool only getting by with his looks, likes to fart and smell his butt crust,gels his hair and plays head games with women for sport. Hes a real narcissist. Most likely a shallow dude whose mama never loved him enough as a child
Dude is so arrogant hes a tommy two tone for sure!
by Ghostbuster2000 December 23, 2019
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