dutch mushroom

Occurs when you pull your donger out of the poop-chute during anal, and only the tip is covered in shit.
I pulled out, looked down at my dick, and realised I had become the owner of freshly formed dutch mushroom.
by dootzero September 17, 2021
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Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
“Let’s dutch vortex tonight

“yes, that would be fire.”
by AlAx February 01, 2021
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Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
“Let’s dutch vortex tonight

“yes, that would be fire.”
by AlAx February 01, 2021
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Dutch way

When a crisis situation is managed badly or the measures to counter a problem are too little and too late.
Bro, why you are not taking it seriously? You are doing it the Dutch way.

You should take your responbility. You're doing it the Dutch way.

It sounds like met de Hollandse slag.
by Hollandse slag October 14, 2020
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Dutch Rum

Dutch is a closeted homosexual who dresses like an E-Boy. He cannot keep a girl for more than 5 seconds. And airdrops micro penis pics
Are those two males making out the must be Dutch Rum’s
by IsaacGilespieeeee November 13, 2019
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Sheldon dutch

Party central where people go to get turnt and have sex.
Yo are we going to to pull up to Sheldon dutch tonight?
by Dutchhoe469 August 14, 2023
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dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.
"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."
by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020
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