When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and another person comes along and changes their profile picture to a JackFace from the TV series LOST, leaving them in utter humiliation.
Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."
by TRIVIAMASTERDAD February 19, 2011
Get the Facebook Jacked mug.1. When a male strokes his penis up and down, slow at first but soon speeds up until he shoots his load. Normally onto a stroke book
2. A male getting himself off with his own hand
3. To jack-off, jerk-off or beat your meat.
2. A male getting himself off with his own hand
3. To jack-off, jerk-off or beat your meat.
1. While looking at my favorite jerk-off magazine, I played five card draw with handful-of-jacks.
2. I played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.
3. After getting cock blocked at the bar by Mr. Jock, I once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.
2. I played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.
3. After getting cock blocked at the bar by Mr. Jock, I once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.
by Mister jack Fister January 6, 2009
Get the handful-of-jacks mug.If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.
Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"
by waveyourarms May 9, 2008
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Get the The Crispy Jack mug.Jacking off prior to the actual desired ejaculation time - the goal being to cut down the time required when actually finishing the job.
He didn't think she was actually going to do the trick, so he started pre-jacking while she was in the bathroom.
by bestnarcolepsyever March 15, 2009
Get the pre-jacking mug.This typically occurs when you leave yourself signed in to facebook/myspace on someone's computer and they change your status to something juvenille or ridiculously embarrassing. This can also happen from you leaving your iPhone or Blackberry some where with your facebook app accessible and your password saved. You can usually identify the culprit because they are the first to leave a comment or "like" your ridiculous status.
guy1: Hey man did you see Johnny's status? What's up with that?
guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.
guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.
by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009
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