Dark Reader

An extensions for pussies who cannot even glance at a light surface.

"Ayo you should get dark reader man."
"Nah I'm not fucking light sensitive like yo stupid dog ass."

by WitheredRevelation January 31, 2021

Dark Dial

dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)

I dark dialed my most recent Tinder fling and he has since ghosted.

by darkdial January 6, 2017

Dark House

A house or room where madmen are confined

Man 1: My wife thought I was cheating on her in a dream last night
Man 2: Bummer you're in the dark house now dude

by angelicdemon115 January 21, 2023

Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021

Dark Side

Where 48th VP Michael R. Pence resides

Liddle’ Mike Pence, a man who was about to be ousted as Governor Indiana until I came along and made him V.P., has gone to the Dark Side.

by asdferdgasg23 August 5, 2023

dark reveniens

The true edgelord. This guy is edgy as hell. He roasts basically everyone.
He's also a godly scripter, knew for his multiple creations.

Enjoy your brief visit to an definition that has more edge than a dodecahedron.

Example #1: That is a true Dark Edgelord
Example #2: That is really like Dark Reveniens

by Someone unknown. September 21, 2017

Dark Toonforce

Dark Toonforce or Negative Toonforce is a direct opposite of the casual Toonforce, it fuctions as the same but with Dark or Horror elements into it. If normal Humor is harmless, then Dark Humor is harmful.

Dark Toonforce cannot be negated by normal Toonforce or even a device like Wile E Coyote's Anti-Looney DNA removes normal Toonforce physics. Dark Toonforce can only be defeated if the Toonforce user is a Legendary Hero.

The prime examples of Dark Toonforce Users:

Cartoon Cat - An infamous entity made by Trevor Henderson, known for the trademark Rubber-hose Cartoon appearance of a cat especially being a look alike of Felix the Cat.

The Mask (Comics) - A powerful being that causes chaos when a person wears the Mask of Loki, it kills any victims in a very humiliating way or anything it desires for fun.

by Ronald Lee July 4, 2025