Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner

I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle

by PeePeeAsh April 13, 2019

Texas Doghouse

When in the process of lovemaking the man replaces his penis with a hotdog.

My boyfriend did a Texas Doghouse on me last night.

by C/G April 8, 2021

Texas T-Shirt

Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.

I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!

by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010

Texas

Where all the pretty bihhs be!

Guy1: Damn, she's hot!
Guy2: of course, she's from Texas

by Amyluv May 8, 2021

Texas Snek

An excessively large orgy. Resembling a group of snakes tangled together. Only beaten in size by an Alaskan snek.

There was at least 100 people in that texas snek!

by Tejas1998 July 22, 2021

Greatwood, Texas

“where are the black people???”

this tiny town just outside of houston is home to a bunch of rich, white, homophobic moms who’s only personality trait is wearing kendra scott and shopping at target

greatwood: noun, a town in texas

Greatwood, Texas, white moms and unseasoned food for the win!!!

by mickey cimorelli-jauregui November 1, 2020

Texas Cum Casserole

This special occasion occurs when a person vomits a mix of steak, rolls, potatoes, greens, and cum on their partner's groin after oral sex (Specifically after a steakhouse date).

After our first date, she gave me the ole' Texas Cum Casserole in the bed of my truck.

by Somptin March 30, 2025