Sausage Attack

When you attack or get attacked physically by someone with a sausage.

I gave Henry a Sausage Attack because he gave me sun heated pizza to eat

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021

sausage dildo

When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.

I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo

by TheSemen August 30, 2016

Booty Sausage

A sausage that is meant for the booty. Rather it be a Penis or a Dildo, or a Vibrator, or an actual Sausage/Hotdog

Example 1: I sat on a Booty Sausage last night and it left me filled with cum. Example 2: I had played with a Booty Sausage as my boyfriend did not give me enough pleasure.

by TheConQueefTador September 19, 2025

Gentleman's sausage

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.

"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

by AiryGoats March 28, 2024

sausage

A piece of meat eaten with breakfast or with ketchup and mustard and definitely NOT located beneath the male pants.

Mm sausages.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

Sausage Sizzle

A thin sausage (usually beef), served diagonally on sliced white bread. Can also be served with bbq'd, sliced onions, tomato sauce or bbq sauce. Usually sold as fundraisers for local youth or sporting clubs. See also Democracy Sausage.

When I was at Bunnings this morning I had a sausage sizzle put on by the local soccer team.

by Mumooch May 10, 2022

anal sausage

a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl

dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament

by eszy June 22, 2016