Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
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Get the Pickle mug.A 'Buttery Pickle' is a sex term used to identify the use of butter or margarine for lubrication instead of traditional lubrication. Generally, a 'Buttery Pickle' is performed whithout any type of sexual protection, this does not require a specific position or type of sex, but generally it is done whilst having anal or oral sex. When the male ejaculates this creates an entirely new expression; 'Relish Maiden' a name for a woman that has just recieved the ejaculatory wonder of a Buttery Pickle.
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