Uptown pot pie

when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.

"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"

by PotPie4Life September 19, 2019

Nine inch pie

An insult because nine inches of pie is such an odd number because nine inches of pie isn’t enough for abyone

You nine inch pie!

by Soupqueen13 May 27, 2018

mud hut pie

Oral after anal

She said she was craving chocolate, so I gave her a mud hut pie.

by TheRealSequoia October 25, 2017

kentucky pot pie

When you shit in ur hand and then proceed to clap, spewing shit everywhere.

I cooked up a Kentucky Pot Pie for those fuckin' kids outside.

by DontBeACuck April 20, 2017

texas cream pie

Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit

I Texas cream pied ur girlfriend

by Jdc22 January 26, 2017

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The instance where you take a shit, wipe, and take more shit.

Little debbie made an Oatmeal Cream Pie in the shitter.

by NomNixx December 4, 2020

Creamy Peach pie

When you cum between someone’s ass cheeks, you make a creamy peach pie.

Boy #1: Guess what I ate last night?
Boy #2: What?
Boy #1: Creamy Peach Pie made by Meghan and me!
Boy #2: Fine Dining at best!

by ratis le sexologist February 24, 2021