friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018
Get the Phone Bonermug. When u do mdma alone and end up with no battery on ur phone so u plug it in and switch it on to call someone or listen to music. U get confused between the start up screen and shutdown screen and end up switching the phone off when its turning on and switching the phone off when its turning on running out the battery and wasting ur roll looking at ur phone getting pissed off. This is the creator if mdma's way of punishing people for constantly using their phone on mdma and/or take too much so they get confused.
I heard you did a pill on your own the other night, how was it? You weren't answering your phone.
It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.
It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.
by AcidTest2003 October 19, 2019
Get the Phone loopmug. When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.
An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.
I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.
I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.
by Q-Swagg January 15, 2013
Get the Cell phone bombingmug. When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
by Real Don August 9, 2022
Get the Phone-Blowiemug. Phone Raping is pretty clear cut. It is the act of raping someone's phone against their will. This can be done through Campaigns, causematch, charidy, gofundme etc. You relentlessly Rape the Phone until a few things happen 1- You block the caller ( which is impossible because there will be multiple numbers calling you) 2- you call the Organization commiting the phone rape and tell them to stop 3- You reverse pledge and say you will not be contributing to the cause because of the rellentless Phone Raping that has been occurring 4- you shut your phone down and don't open your emails for the next few days or 5 - You accept the phone rape and move on with life.
Dave how you feeling?
Not to good. Exhausted.
What you exhausted from?
( insert org here) been phone raping me all day
Sorry to hear that, I cut them off and haven't heard from them since
Smart move. Gatta try that
Not to good. Exhausted.
What you exhausted from?
( insert org here) been phone raping me all day
Sorry to hear that, I cut them off and haven't heard from them since
Smart move. Gatta try that
by Jay El Dubbs December 4, 2023
Get the Phone Rapingmug. When your hands get “slippery” and your phone falls out of your hands. YouTubers even make videos about this called drop tests, they drop them from diferent heights.
Meaning #1: Scariest moment of your life,
Meaning #2: Seeing if you just wasted 6000 dollars on a new phone you just bought after you pick it up off the ground
Meaning #1: Scariest moment of your life,
Meaning #2: Seeing if you just wasted 6000 dollars on a new phone you just bought after you pick it up off the ground
Dropping your phone
Person #1: my palms are sweating
Eminem #1: knees-
Person #1: Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to drop my phone.
Myai: Oh no! I hope there isn’t any damage, here are some places to get your phone fixed.
Person #2: bro don’t drop it then we can get home cause your key is on your phone.
Person #3: yea that would not be good.
Person #1 drops his phone and breaks it
All: knees weak, YOU JUST FUCKING DROPED IT, It looks like you just dropped your phone, do you want me to find you a place to fix it in, Suckisland69, Mars?
Person #1: my palms are sweating
Eminem #1: knees-
Person #1: Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to drop my phone.
Myai: Oh no! I hope there isn’t any damage, here are some places to get your phone fixed.
Person #2: bro don’t drop it then we can get home cause your key is on your phone.
Person #3: yea that would not be good.
Person #1 drops his phone and breaks it
All: knees weak, YOU JUST FUCKING DROPED IT, It looks like you just dropped your phone, do you want me to find you a place to fix it in, Suckisland69, Mars?
by IowanCorn2352 May 7, 2023
Get the Dropping your phonemug. 