by Tanner J. Linares. January 09, 2011
When a man ejaculates into his partner's right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, In which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his penis) down their throat, therefore blocking their air passage causing the exixting semen in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person's eye.
Johnny Applebee wants to spice up his sex life with his girlfriend Sally-Mae Dinkerdoodle by performing The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster to which she responds "Golly gee Johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your massive load?"
by Jason Haliwell and Katreena Hellfire August 19, 2006
A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.
Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
by Yellow 55 August 07, 2016
A monster that comes in your car while you are belly dancing and it takes your red bull and drinks it all and yes that is his legal birth name.
by ChickenPoopFart September 14, 2019
The Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup were not always tentacle monsters. Oh sorry, yeah they were. But they were not always in a cup. They were once mortal enemies in outer space in their space pods. They pod battled for supremacy. When they decided that was boring they would pod race, like in episode one. God, I hate that kid who plays Anakin. Little kids dont all suck at acting. Get one that knows how to deliver a line. But that little turd did not ruin it for me so its all good. He could never bring down a juggernaut like Star Wars. Speaking of Juggernaut, have you seen the new X-MEN movie? I haven't yet, but I have heard really good things. Anyway, the tentacle monster is in some plastic cup at a wedding or some shit. I dont know.
by Whats in it for me, Bender? July 05, 2011
First diahrea is a necessity. Then starting a rolling brown out on a male or female, then you partner slowly stands up as the feces come out of the rectum. Thus causing the other person to be covered in a web of feces looking like a swamp monster.
Guy1: "Dude last night she totally blew me at the party last night"
Guy2: "... well my girl got so wasted she couldnt control her bowels and made me look like a bulgarian swamp monster"
Guy2: "... well my girl got so wasted she couldnt control her bowels and made me look like a bulgarian swamp monster"
by little nippy hawk panther October 21, 2011
A game for the PSP so stupid it doesn't tell you what anything does so you have to look everything up. Also makes you take so long to get your hit rating up. Warning: Might cause suicidal thoughts or broken PSP.
by Zeide October 20, 2009