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Life-line

In most cases, its the one chance (most likely the last) to get something done right. if it is done right, it becomes known as a miracle.
1 - > This is my life-line right now, i've already screwed up by cheating on her twice.
< God damnit Jeffrey!!

2 - I hope there is one more exam before the finals. it would be my lifeline to pass the schoolyear.
by The Unintelligent Librarian February 7, 2019
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rise n' line

To wake up and snort a line of cocaine
My mom gave me so much shit last night I had to rise n' line. I was so hung over I had to rise n' line. Rise n' line, it's time to do cocaine!
by SolGr May 24, 2016
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Get in line on Wednesday

Telling someone to "get in line on Wednesday" is a sarcastic reference to a figurative time and place to go when you are telling them to fuck off.
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)
Dude, you are such a dick! Why don't you "get in line on Wednesday" with all your asshole friends so I don't have waste time repeating myself when I tell you all to fuck off?? It will just be faster that way!!!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!
by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS December 17, 2020
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swanson line

Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.

Other examples:

Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.

Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014
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Balls on the line

Balls on the line, derived from a risky tennis shot necessary to win a point.
I'm putting my balls on the line for you here.
by SteveM1001 July 18, 2021
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Tant line

The line between the anis and the balls
Genital herpes should stay on their side of the tant line
by Thcnredd March 6, 2024
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Lap line

The tan line people get in 2020 while working in the sun with their computers on their laps.
Wow, Judy must've been working hard these days. She has such a nice lap line!
by Post Nellone April 8, 2020
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