July 4th

The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..

Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.

by kristof69 November 24, 2021

July 1st

If u were born on this day , you’re a sexy ass mf , your hot asf , you are a very nice person and your a bit sensitive but harsh at the same time , you have that one bestie that u rely on everything for , you have good intentions for people , good at keeping secrets , your a genuine soul, your very funny , you have great style and your really smart.

“yooo it’s my bday tdy … “

“ bestiee .. it’s that day of they year (july 1st) ..”

by cza_ January 20, 2022

juli

una puta de mierda hija de puta de mierda igual que todas las demas putas de mierda

juli is a fucking put ad emierda

by tu madre puta de mierda May 14, 2020

July 28

Parents can say yes to anything day

"Can I have an iPhone dad? ", " No son ", " But it's July 28!! ", " Oh yes"

by Purpsyt July 27, 2022

july 7

the day god said fuck your relationship heres a real man

bb gun dates dude on "july 7"

by dani mcubetoes September 20, 2023

July 6th

If u were born on July 6th ur a cute and nice person. Shes/hes a great person to be friends with! She/he is not very popular. But she/he has a small friend group ;)

Boy 1: that girls so pretty! Ys she not popular?
Boy 2: she must've been born on July 6th

by Trevor b---- January 14, 2021

Just Joust July

Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.

Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!

by asdf2020 November 8, 2018