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Jews vs Catholics

A variation of Freeze tag where three people play as children one person a rabbi and one person a priest. The priest molests the children making them freeze, the rabbi unfreezes them and the children have try not to get molested
by Funny ape June 27, 2022
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Jews First

I thought America First meant no wars. I thought it meant America decides. Didn't WE just bomb the Houthi's? If AMERICA wanted to bomb Iran... Then AMERICA would have bombed Iran... INSTEAD... Israel bombed Iran and AMERICA is covering their for ass.
Hym "So really it isn't AMERICA first. It's JEWS first. How does America first somehow mean the Jews make decisions and then America just does whatever Israel wants? We need to cut off the tap to Israel immediately. They are a waste of time and money. But you know who ISN'T that? ME! I always deliver. And unlike Israel, I am American. Unlike Trump I have never betrayed my cause or my people. I also wasn't friends with pedophiles. I condemned pedophiles and molesters."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Bailey Jew

A person who is ignorant and annoying, commonly lives in texas.
by Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold November 6, 2021
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Jewing

To take all of something that is free, or to take advantage of something that is free.
That man is Jewing the store out of its free samples
by big black man24 April 20, 2025
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Jews

I don't have any problem with the jews that I don't have with the christians or muslims. I don't dislike the religions. I actually rather enjoy the stories and the extended lore. It's the God that I detest.
Hym "Come on Jews are you functionally equivalent to a Jesus in your religion or aren't you? Inquiring minds are dying to know!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Riding Jew

Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back
Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front

Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022
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Burnt jew

Hey man this .Mac and cheese is like a burnt jew
by Big monkey spit September 11, 2020
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