cannoe jew

the opposite of boat Mormon

I am not a cannoe jew

by cracked7toilet December 03, 2019

Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga

I just learned Jew-jiutsu

by Wednesday Swinger August 18, 2021

Jew out 9

Jew out 9, when someone has fucked you over massively, it can only be described as a Jew out 9

Roy: ‘Dude, I was about to get laid last night and Roy cockblocked me again ffs!’

Mangus: ‘Well that’s a Jew out 9 isn’t it?!’

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020

jews

a jew is someone who was disliked by a tiny man with a ugly mustache

soldier: ZE JEWS ARE IN ZE ATTIC!!!!
*gunfire*

by simerboy November 16, 2021

Jew

Someone with a Jewish religion

Daniel has 2 vapes and won’t give Sasha one for the night he is a Jew

by yeh boi 126987 March 04, 2022

jew

In New York, it is is slang for someone who gets money/scams who lives a lavish lifestyle.

"Yo did that wave you were on earlier hit?"
"Of course, im the top jew"

by AnonymousDa1 June 14, 2024

Jew

someone of any race or religion that is stingy, greedy, untrustworthy, lying & just a straight up nigger.

That nigger Kane is being a fkg Jew.. He needs some act right.

by Trixxier Crisp February 08, 2024