Shark check

when passers-by catch sight of a woman and a baby pram, their first reaction is to check the pram's contents to see for themselves how cute the baby is. Upon noticing that the baby is brown/mixed and the woman white (thus betraying their expectation that the baby/mother duo were alike), the observer's eyes are helplessly drawn towards the baby once more to readjust their perception that the white woman is a mudshark. This second look constitutes the shark check, confirming that the white woman has sharked it up.

Something felt off with that woman's toddler. I shark checked it and take it that its father is a citizen of a vibrant stock.

by Nubby Numbat October 7, 2018

rain check

Steve Rogers asked Peggy Carter for a rain check, but he had no possibility to fulfil it, because he slept for 70 years after his plane crushed into the ice.

,,I´m gonna need a rain check on that dance."

by idohaveanamebutnerdfitsmore July 17, 2018

Five Check

The male version of a Bitch slap.

Get tf out my face before I Five Check yo ass.

by AlphaX99 June 5, 2023

check the tires

To take a piss against a car tire.

I gotta go check the tires, then head out to work.

by YourMotherTrucker October 1, 2017

choke check

Wrap both hands around the throat and ask her to swallow. If you feel an adam's apple, you might want to move on the the next chick at the bar.

Perform a choke check when you want to make sure its not a lady boy you are trying to take home.

If the lady boy has gone through a chondrolaryngoplasty, then the 'choke check' will fail

by darknight0832 January 17, 2012

Checking for Jitters

A whore who sleeps with every jit she meets has to regularly check for grown men still lingering around inside her pussy.

After that whore let the whole football team run a train on her, she was caught in the bathroom checking for jitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

check out dork

Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.

That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.

by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011