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Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in their mouth
by A55eater6969 May 31, 2019
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Humanity

Hym "The ultimate weapon. It can kill you without even lifting a finger. It's got microbes. It wouldn't even know that it was doing it. Reproduces indefinitely. It's like the infinite ammo glitch. Humanity. Woo!"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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lost faith in humanity

When General Shepherd magnums you so hard in MW2 that you took a whole bottle of Ibuprofen.
Bro I fuckin lost faith in humanity when I Shepherd shot me and Ghost.
by what kinda name is soap September 19, 2022
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human furniture

Human furniture is furniture in which a person's body is used as a tray, foot stool, chair, table, cabinet or other item. In some cases a sculpture of a human body is used instead. Examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art. It can also be found on BDSM practices like Forniphilia.
He put the sushi all over me, it was so erotic. I was literally human furniture.
by KinkyTraveler April 24, 2023
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humans

A species that comes in many forms, the top following are; furies, thirst traps, pedophiles, wannabees, racism, sexism, lgbtq's +, mothers, hornys, perverts, etc. These creatures can be horrible at times, some are good and others are disturbing and questionable. Some are what humans call bitches. Always remember kids :) humans are awful creatures and you might become human in the future.
An example is: Those gay ass humans -that tried to use your hose as a shower because theres broke, after having a party for her dogs baby reveal- is getting arrested for trying to kidnap someone because they looked like their waifu.
by Art and Anime Lover April 8, 2023
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the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline
remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.
by echhi June 23, 2019
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Human

They are weird aliens from planet 482221958
“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat
by Davecookie March 2, 2021
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