Horse Girl

A short girl with a short temper sometimes referred to as “tiny mad”. Overly sensitive like a bitch. Wakes up at 7AM sharp like a psychopath, which coincides with her preference of Orange Sumol.

That Ines Duarte is the antithesis of a Horse Girl.

by ThatOneGuy505 April 17, 2024

The Trojan Horse

A very special drink that you can order at any bar in the U.S. (drink with roofies to have a good time)

Hey bob can I have your drink The Trojan Horse for my friend over here, they need a good time!

by anonymous January 20, 2023

horse feeding

When someone is lying

Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now

by jamalbigd May 4, 2024

quick horse

A form of beastiality that uses race horses for a quicky.

Oh man i went dow to the stables last night and javiers racer game me a nice quick horse

by Itsyaboiskinnypenisyeeee May 8, 2018

horse puck

Is when you have a fucking chode thats thicker than the taint your fucking so your just ramming it against the vagina

Dude i had to make a horse puck last night

by Daddy trump November 5, 2017

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

Horse

There In the back.

Wife: Honey? Do you have the suitcase in the back?
Husband: no the horses are.

Wife: *looks back and sees a horse in the back*

by AdmiralThrawn96 June 6, 2019