facebook perve

A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.

Bill- Man, I caught Blake reading my wall to wall with Natasha.
John- What a facebook perve!

by colin magee January 15, 2008

Facebook Rape

When a person signs on to someone else's facebook account and posts embarrassing comments / statuses.

Facebook Rape may also be committed if you leave your Facebook account signed in and a friend exploits it.

1)

Steve : loves Penis

Comments :
Jim - Looks like Steve got Facebook Raped

2)

Jimmy - sorry if I've been making weird comments , Johnny Facebook Raped me.

by figgiglywordsmith October 11, 2009

facebook gold

the ultimate facebook profile picture. happens when someone looks extremely attractive and is doing something funny simultaneously.

a very rare occurrence.

"wow, tyler looks super hot in his new profile pic, where he's trying to make out with that garden gnome. totally facebook gold."

by greylock May 24, 2007

Facebook Crush

When friends incessantly comment on each other's posts even though they don't really know each other that well.

Man 1: I just went to the Chelsea Flower Show and wish I had a big garden!
Man 2: Why don't you move to Melbourne and you can :-)
Man 1: Funny, I was going to write that! xx
Man 2: Looking forward to seeing you in Madrid. Four more weeks! Woohoo.
Man 1: Can't wait! xx
Man 3: Boy, you two have a Facebook Crush going on...

by FBPundant October 9, 2011

Facebook Politician

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."

by Wizzil March 17, 2016

Facebook Genie

Someone who hacks Facebook accounts

Dude, someone hacked my Facebook and made my status "Love is my weapon!" fucking Facebook Genie hacked me again.

by the facebook genie December 26, 2010

Facebook Juggling

When you have so many windows and games going on Facebook that you feel as if you are juggling.

Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!

Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling

by shadyblues13 July 3, 2011