Really smelly guy who always stinks up the room. His stench is so bad it kills plants near him. Dylan is the type of guy to nut on his shirt and leave it on there.
Girl: PHEWW did you smell Dylan today? What the heck hes smelly! I prefer his friend Saleh.. much hotter and actually smells nice.. hes also into skibidi toilet.. what a sigma
by itqxve February 13, 2024

The biggest loser in the world. has a small penis and doesn’t know how to get a girl a after you the doesn’t look like a horse.
by bigbenisboiiii March 9, 2020

He is the sexiest beast the best player at rust and has a massive shlong. nothing is wrong with him and he is so cool his massive arms can destroy anything even the girls he beats sam is a yute and ill bang him out (RHYS IS FAT AND MATAS TOO)
by D2TRAPPYONROAD January 8, 2021

the actor best know for his performance as Andy in “you are so not invited to my bat mitzvah” this young actor was also in 2 episodes of “Next” in 2020, he has over 900,000 followers on his tiktok account “heyitsdylanhoffman”.
by niniloves.you March 23, 2024

Dylan is a very short individual. Dylan will try his hardest to avoid most confrontations. Dylan looks up to Shayne emotionally and litteraly.
Brian: who is that toddler over there?
Derek: he is not a toddler, that’s Dylan. Do not call him short he is very sensitive.
Derek: he is not a toddler, that’s Dylan. Do not call him short he is very sensitive.
by Bigstrongmuscleman July 17, 2019

by Dylan.bih December 8, 2021

Dylan O’Brien is a dorky, loving, sexy, adorable person ever. His smile will make you melt and meeting him would make you faint. The feeling you get from watching his cute dorky videos he posts on line is indescribable. His character void stiles in the show teen wolf will give you goose bumps. He is just too amazing. I can’t wait till I meet him.
by Dylan is my world November 16, 2019
