Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

by Fucko October 27, 2021

CHECKING OUT

In general.. it means: SAYING GOODBYE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW

I'm checking out world!!! See you in the next life!!!

by lesser of 2 eviles June 29, 2023

train check

When woman approaches a man she does not know and grabs his genitals outside of his pants, as if assessing size.

I was over at Derek's house yesterday and his mom Sheryl totally train checked me!

by Don Rather September 29, 2022

check his ass

It's when going down the road and you see a cop who is frisking a local drug dealer you feel the urge to roll down the window and yell "check his ass".

Jimmy say hey Bobby is that sergio that sold you that bunk shit getting hemmed up by the cops. Bobby says lets get him Jimmy yells. CHECK HIS ASS

by Jimmycrackpipe August 8, 2016

Bank Account Check

A phrase used by broke gamma males in order to increase their ranking in the social hierarchy.

Yo can I get a bank account check on that kid right there.

by Adapt cx March 18, 2021

system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.

Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

left check

For fucking idiots who spell left cheek wrong

Person1: oh my gawd that’s a thicc left check
Person2: don’t you mean cheek you fucking weeb

Person1: *cries*

by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019