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Captain H-Ball

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.
Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.
by Captain Smoothwater September 2, 2022
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Captain Logic

Captain Logic: we all here?
Crew: Aye!
by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022
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cantankery

The act of being cantankerous; disagreeable to deal with; contentious; peevish; tempered and quarrelsome; disagreeable. Making a practice of acting stubbornly obstructive and being unwilling to cooperate
The Mayor and the Assembly made a real practice of cantankery.
by akconstant September 16, 2022
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cantankery

The act of being cantankerous; disagreeable to deal with; contentious; peevish; tempered and quarrelsome; disagreeable. Making a practice of acting stubbornly obstructive and being unwilling to cooperate
The Mayor and the Assembly made a real practice of cantankery.
by akconstant September 16, 2022
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Captain Finn

A god of basketball and fishing. He is always wet and can make a shot from seemingly anywhere. While he runs his own fishing industry named Finn's Wet Fishes, he is almost never actually seen fishing. Instead, he frequently practices his basketball skills and has never once been observed missing a shot. Furthermore, there always seems to be a basketball hoop somewhere nearby at any point he has been spotted.
"Hey is that a fisherman over there?"
"that's no ordinary fisherman, that's Captain Finn!
don't you notice how wet he is?"
"Oh yeah, I see!
There he goes shooting his balls again"
by Ripoler October 17, 2022
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captainpunko

The father of bankey, the talking blanket with 3 holes. 1 mouth hole, 2 ear holes
"here comes captainpunko."
by Cursed October 18, 2022
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CAptian Asshole

He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.
Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole
by SugarScruber November 10, 2022
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