Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
Get the let me break it down for you markmug. person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2
person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2
person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend
by chemz-88 November 28, 2022
Get the if he cant break bread he fakemug. by patrickthestarfishv2 March 19, 2024
Get the earnings-breakmug. by ajsjd May 31, 2022
Get the break a glass daymug. by Broben5 January 22, 2020
Get the Break 100mug. by Littlemix87 September 16, 2021
Get the Break you offmug. 1-2 weeks away from school, which is the perfect time to do all your homework. Yes, even those 3 essays, and those 5 past exam paper, since a childs life revolves around school and parents. You also have to help your parents out with chores.
If your homework isnt done by the end of the break, and you used your break to "relax" or have a day out, you will be punished with a detention.
If your homework isnt done by the end of the break, and you used your break to "relax" or have a day out, you will be punished with a detention.
"I'm dreading the school break at the end of the term"
"But a break is for relaxing, why are you stressed"
"You don't know how schools really define breaks."
"But a break is for relaxing, why are you stressed"
"You don't know how schools really define breaks."
by Emilybate08 April 5, 2024
Get the Breakmug.