Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

snake rock

when the bottom of your penis sticks to your ballsack usually due to sweat

I'm so tired of separating my snake rock i think i might just tuck it in my elastic waistband

by del inferno May 16, 2011

Sydney the snake

Piece of shit fake blonde who attends pedro Menendez highschool. Sydney is the runner up for the biggest pick me girl, in a close second behind sophia kelbert. This chic has stabbed more people in the back then convicted murderers on death row. Leave it to this hoe to take any small detail or story and turn it into a long ass chapter book that nobody gives a shit about.

A: Hey check out this cool snake I found!
B: woah! Is that a Sydney the Snake?
A: Yeah! I found it in the bathroom mouth hitting a puff bar!

by SercretAdmirerXOXO November 24, 2021

mississippi pine snake

Slang term for a very large penis.

"ted, you'd better stand back I gotta piss. I don't want you getting bitten when the Mississippi Pine Snake comes out.

by Frogmuffin January 11, 2016

water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect, it slips out your hand and you cannot keep hold of it. Sometimes will have to be thumbed in

‘No I didn’t enjoy it, he had a water snake’

by Chickennuggetszzzz July 07, 2024

Water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect and sometimes has to be thumbed In

‘No I don’t fancy him, he had a right water snake’

by Chickennuggetszzzz July 07, 2024

Snake Snuggler

The Male equivalent for a "camel toe"

"Ew! Look at the guy over there wearing the skinny jeans. He's got a huge snake snuggler."

by snakesnuggler August 02, 2012