Dylan Bos is a sex god with a massive shlong. He is a beast in the bedroom and no one leaves feeling unfulfilled. Getting an invite to his room is like getting free front row seats at a Lakers Game. It will be the highlight of your life.
Even hetero men, muff divers and queens question themselves when a Dylan Bos enters the room with his sweet fragrance and his illuminated smile. They immediately want to take him home to do bad things to him.
The constant sexual objectification can become tiresome for any Dylan Bos. The community need to understand they have feelings too, and are a whole person.
Even hetero men, muff divers and queens question themselves when a Dylan Bos enters the room with his sweet fragrance and his illuminated smile. They immediately want to take him home to do bad things to him.
The constant sexual objectification can become tiresome for any Dylan Bos. The community need to understand they have feelings too, and are a whole person.
“I’d love to bang the f*ck outta that Dylan Bos and sit on his face”
“Who wouldn’t, but we have to remember he is a whole person with feelings too”
“Who wouldn’t, but we have to remember he is a whole person with feelings too”
by Thequeenofitall November 12, 2021
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by Thequeenofitall November 12, 2021
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Get the TIGAS PARA KAY DYLAN mug.dylan can be used as a verb or an adjective. Dylan, also know as a blue waffle enthusiast does not profess one, but several trades, including but not limited to; lumberjack, welder, mechanic, landscaper, chef, bartender, east islipian and of course the one and only suze keeper. If you have 20/20 vision dylan does NOT fuck with you. although you may believe that with all these trades you might have a helping hand. WRONG. he will not. he is a rude cunt and you will know when he doesnt like you. although he pretends to hate the one and only, "chi chi". deep down there is eternal love, NO one can get in between. he has quite a "roster of bitches" lined up- dont be fooled.. despite the number,you can still be next. despite numerous attempts to break his strange addiction, this man enjoys drinking rat poison- others may refer to it as "naturdays". on an road to recovery to get over the bond he possess' with chi chi, they will constantly find their ways back to each other as they are destined for love. now a bachelor, he will roam the town on the prowl for pussy and will not stop until until he succeeds. if you try to call dont be surpised when you get a "whats up", hes probably simping.
by wildchichi120503 November 15, 2021
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by anonymous November 15, 2021
Get the Pull a Dylan mug.Dylan is a caring guy he is always nice to people even if he might not like them. He is the perfect guy when it comes to marriage. He is super romantic to the one he loves. He has not fear when it comes to trying new things. He is shy, so make sure to talk to him. He hides his real fears and emotions behind his smile. He has trust issues. He is scared of commitment but really wants a relationship. If you date him make sure that he doesn’t leave you. He never will willingly leave you. If he leaves you it’s because he is scared of hurting you in some way or he is insecure . CHASE HIM! He doesn’t like talking about his feelings and excepting compliments even if he wants to tell you. He just wishes he can yell at him self.
by DandelionFlower November 19, 2021
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