Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.

Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy

by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020

Uncle tesco

Male equivalent to aunt flo. Visits post puberty males monthly, symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, mood swings (especially anger) , and fatigue.

I think he's in his time of the month. Uncle tesco is visiting him.

by Bildad the shuite April 29, 2025

uncle pear

uncle pear is a type of sexually attractive mii game character from the wii u. created by two fine young girls in 2020, uncle pear is often remarked to have large bosoms and a oversized ass. he has fought many battles, but the hardest battle he fought was when his creators, disowned him. we now all stand against the uncle pear erasure. he was a real celebrity to the younger generations hearts, and many fight for his return to the gaming life.

suncle pear will smash yew in tos feight tour derth

by wiiuwrites January 16, 2025

Uncle Raymond

A popular TikTok star in Singapore
An average term to call old bald chinese guys in their 50-70s

Ey musibot, uncle raymond siol

by Seemlydumb January 4, 2023

Uncle Shit

Someone or something that is Uncle Shit

Yo Uncle Shit you tryna do some Uncle Shit later?

by Unctypeshi May 11, 2025

Uncle Bob's recovery tips

Refers to a video course to guide you through ceasing compulsive masterbation, porn use and / or recovering from sexual addiction and sexual dysfunction.

Also

Porn induced sexual dysfunction

Yourbrainonporn.com

How's our fuckaholic doing with uncle Bob's recovery tips?

by Modern Women September 3, 2025

Kush Uncle

Your uncle that always sits in the car smoking the good kush.

bruh my kush uncle left his kush in his room. We cheifin' now bois

by BigDickJoeBro February 20, 2020