the two-legged man

A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!

Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

take two baths

Kiss my ass.

If you don't like me, take two baths.

by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017

Sweatsock and two meatballs

A fancy little phrase for "a dick and two balls". It's even more fun if you sing it to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.

"I saw that sweatsock and two meatballs last night. It wasn't very big!"

by Mari Malice October 16, 2007

Twos (as in 2's)

There's no such word as Tuze (previously listed elsewhere on this site). The correct word for 2 people sharing 1 cigarette, is two's!

We only have one cigarette so let's twos (as in 2's) it.

Give us two's on your fag!

by Tinkabelxx August 2, 2011

Tuscaloosa one two

To fuck your daughter

Gave her the ole tuscaloosa one two

by grapist1 March 12, 2019

two man advantage

Long Island Hockey Punk

Matt Emerich like two man way too much

by Jeremy Hammond February 1, 2003

Velvet Two Stripes

1. A Term To Describe A Pair Of Cheap Two Stripe Trackies, Usually Lonsdale.

2. A Term Famous Around Clackmannanshire Scotland, The Craze Stared By Two Twins After Their Friend Posted A Picture Of Himself Wearing Two Stripes, The Term Then Began To Be Used As An Insult.

Look At That Gimp and His Velvet Two Stripes.

by Fagface November 11, 2008