turtle mclovin

A person who claims to be an amateur level rocket league player.

That fuck wit over there is a real turtle mclovin.

by imwhoeveryouwantme2be<3 January 27, 2024

slumbering turtle

A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".

Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho October 8, 2016

turtled

When you are still with someone but you feel single.

damn feel turtled

by @hoqwartsamp on tik tok January 11, 2021

turtle shell

That of which turtles spawn with.

"The shell on turtles, do they spawn with it?" -xQc on the topic of turtle shells

by Nub Nublet October 30, 2020

turtle pipe

A playful and somewhat cheeky slang term used to refer to the anus or butthole.

When she's throat goatin your manicotti with no hands and suddenly she jams a finger up your turtle pipe.

by sky10202 October 15, 2023

flesh turtle

A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.

It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.

by FleshTurtle July 15, 2018

Erik the Turtle

A boy who is gay and claims to be a turtle. They tend to enjoy anus.

Wow Erik the turtle sure loves anus!

by wikidefinitions November 12, 2014