Turkey Lettuce

noun-

stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense.
verb-
talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.

“I heard he’s got 5 baby mamas”
“Girlll shut up that’s some turkey lettuce there ain’t no way”

by Tacobell1963 March 24, 2025

Jive turkey

Most offensive word in the human language

We thought Cornelius called Lou a jive turkey but he really called him a cocksucker

by Saviddims November 23, 2021

Sweet Vagina Turkey

A appt name to describe the Dredge or Greg from the survival horror game Dead by Daylight. It's also a way of expressing shock or surprise like 'oh my!' or 'good gracious!'.

Sweet vagina turkey Daph that was some good looping!

by Motherflubbintechymonster May 22, 2023

Turkey jerky

A merkin turkey that jerks off, to a porno!!!!

James: Yo kevin you are a turkey jerky!!!!

by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

Cold Turkey

A bitch ass mf, pussy, coward everything that makes a nigga scary

Bro tht nigga over there cold turkey, he pure bitch. He dont want no smoke

by Akfrm215p June 6, 2023

Urky Turkey

When a girl shoves a turkey leg up their vagina like a dildo

"Did you the video of Jonathan Marcondes doing an Urky Turkey on his pet dog🥵"

"yeah bro it was so hot 🥰"

by anonymous June 7, 2023

Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023