The Three Wisemen

For the three drugs that I’ll be needing by my bedside if I get the Cancer. (Morphy)Morphine (Fenty)Fentanyl And (Oxy)OxyContin
If I get the cancer, I’m gonna need The Three Wisemen sitting right next to my ass
by Brushyourhair August 26, 2018
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Three Twixes

When three men have sexual intercourse and get faeces on their genitals.
"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Aye, we looked like three twixes!"
by CrazyCandy444 May 03, 2022
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Three Twixes

When three men have sex and get faeces on their genitals.
"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Yes Dave, we were like three twixes!"
by CrazyCandy444 May 03, 2022
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Three Loonies

A small, midget male who is also a pedophile. He is called "three loonies" because that is what he uses to entice his prey into his van (rather than candy)
Come straight home after school, Billy. I don't want you to get abducted by three loonies.
by midget man 69 December 07, 2011
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three kings syndrome

When you spend a morning shitting like a flock of starlings taking off.
Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?
by The vorest avenger April 13, 2023
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Three Wishes

No one can keep their hands off her box. Sexy, bright, and fun on the outside and sweet, wholesome, and irresistible on the inside.

She is love. She is life. She is the world's best-tasting healthy cereal that grants your three wishes: low sugar, high protein, grain free.
Every morning I have a bowl of Three Wishes before continuing my day as the coolest, healthiest, smartest person alive.
by lycksokare22 November 24, 2021
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