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Jew Retard TextBook Dictionary

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by juggmyfagg March 29, 2025
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Western Jew

A term used to describe the genetic phenomena found in Jewish diaspora populations west of the levant who happen to be composed of a mixture of southern European, Levantine, and North African genetic components.
You have a very typical Western Jewish genetic profile. Where did your family live?
by Annexis October 16, 2023
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jew

hey you know that jew in high school adin ross
apparently hes trans
adin ross is jew
osman was a jew
dorthy was a w jew
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by ohwhathe May 14, 2024
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Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.
Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!
by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024
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jew drop

when a jew (usually sminted) does a big poo, and it drops (and plops) in the toilet
christ, can you smell that jew drop that katie just unloaded?
by NoWapsFetty May 25, 2022
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jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.
Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?
by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018
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Jew Tunnel

Tunnel in NYC excavated by the Chabad-Lubavitch synagogue for unknown purposes which have baby strollers and suspicious stained mattresses in them.
Mike: "I swear I'm hearing someone speaking Yiddish under my apartment..."
Fred: "It's the Jew Tunnel."
by bahnum12 January 11, 2024
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